Coco – my fuck of the year thus far.
1. Ease of booking, arrival and welcome = 9.5
Texted Simon at 42 Gladesville and told him I was clearing my schedule that afternoon for a session. Was it worth calling into 42? Who was on?
Simon told me Yuka and Ella were his picks for me. He knows my tastes. And he knows my criteria is (1) attitude (2) body (3) face.
I was hoping he’d include Coco and Bunny in his list of possibles, because of what I’d read here recently. Good news. Both were also working. After a brief text exchange, I booked Coco for 2pm. All too easy. Yet again.
Informative, responsive, and slick. Just as a great booking process should be.
2. The first 60 seconds (first impressions of the girl when she walks in or opens the door) = 9.5
Simon insisted I meet everyone who was free at 2pm – Bunny, Ella, Alice, Ava, Sumerie, and Kikkiii. They were all hot. Seriously hot, in their own way.
Like I said elsewhere on this forum, it would be easy to say these girls were all “Ginza standard” to make a point, because Ginza is the benchmark for many punters. But that would be unfair to 42 Gladesville, because it’s a shop that seems to be setting its own standards now.
Then last out, my booking, Coco. She took my breath away. The look on my face must have been priceless.
Coco is wearing high heels and a little black dress (LBD). Remember those boys? Stunning. Not a bikini. Not a negligee. Not hotpants. A traditional LBD. Fuck me, she looked delicious.
Her gorgeous breasts were nestled nicely inside the fabric. And I can see she’s wearing lingerie underneath.
First impressions: breathtaking.
3. Body (according to personal taste re bust, arse, legs, hourglass, skinny, etc) = 9
Coco is short by my reckoning, but what a beautiful package she is. Her rack seems oversized for her body, but her natural D-cup tits sit beautifully atop her small frame.
With a slight hourglass curve in her body, toned legs and long black hair, Coco’s the girl you want to meet in a club and take home for the night.
Watching Coco slowly undress while I was sitting on the bed got me as horny as I’ve been this year. She’s a knockout. And I’m a very fussy bastard. Ask Brothelcreeper.
4. Face (beauty is in the eye of the beholder) = 9
Very cute. Great big eyes, long eyelashes (false?), button nose and luscious lips all give Coco a face you just want to look at, especially when it’s bobbing up and down on your cock.
During our first round of sex, I was holding Coco’s face in my hands and pumping her very, very slowly. I couldn’t take my eyes off her face, even though I had plenty else to look at.
5. Attitude (she's gotta be into why she’s there) = 9.5
I don’t think I’ll ever give a 10 for this category (or any category) because I’m such a hard marker. And really, is anything perfect?
Coco’s attitude is as close to perfect as I’ve come across in this punting business. She’s fun, she’s into the session, she’s busy, she’s responsive, she’s aggressive when it’s time and submissive when it’s time, she’s inventive, she’s playful.
At one point, while we were moving into a 69, I misjudged the space, and my knee smacked into the side of Coco’s head.
Something similar (but far softer) happened with me earlier this year to a big-name player (who I won’t name) from a big-name shop (which I won’t name) and you should have seen the KPS. My God. It was like she’d been shot by a sniper in the next building. Yes, I said KPS. There’s your clue.
With Coco? Not a problem. I was apologising profusely when she smiled, grabbed each side of my face, gave me a huge, deep kiss, and muttered two of the 10 English words she knows: “Fuck me.”
6. Chemistry (it takes two to tango) = 9.5
Electric. We sparked from the moment she walked in the door carrying her towels and bag of tricks. I was naked from the waist up, and she did a little whistle. I’m a confidence player. I like to be liked. When I’m comfortable, I’ve got an A-game I’d put up against anyone’s. However, I don’t always feel that way with women.
Coco made me comfortable. She made me feel wanted. She dropped the towels and her stuff and walked straight over to me. We hugged – how good did she feel against me? – and when I went to move away to look at her she pulled my head down for some DFK.
I can’t speak Mandarin, to my eternal shame. I’ve had Yellow Fever for 10 years and you’d think I would have picked up something more than “ni hao” by now. I’m a Muppet in this regard.
However, when you have as good a session as we enjoyed, with 10 words in common, you know you’ve got chemistry.
7. Overall service (is the customer king?) = 9.5
In my experience this year, Coco is almost untouchable. And I am very, very fussy. Too fussy, in fact. I’ve had a huge year of free and paid sex, and Coco stands with one other girl for overall service. My top 10 for 2017 is coming soon.
She’s clearly very experienced, high-energy, exciting, fast when it’s the right time, slow when it’s the right time. Everything.
At one stage I had Coco pinned against the wall with my right thigh between her legs. She was sitting on my quad muscle. I had it flexed as hard as I could go, and she was writhing around, kissing me hard on the lips.
Coco then reached down and cupped my balls in her hands.
“Suck,” she said.
What a girl.
8. Blow job (Bj, DT, CBJ, whatever) = 9
Coco is one of those girls who use their entire body when blowing a man. And her body is – as Macklemore would say – glorious.
Her heavy, natural breasts were swaying rhythmically as she licked and slurped and sucked and bobbed. There were flashes of porn star, but Coco had expertly picked up on the mood of the room this day and most of our session was hot, sexy girlfriend. This is my zone.
I’m not into rimming, so when Coco went to go there I politely guided her back to my cock. For the next 5 minutes, I luxuriated in the most delicious sucking skills. Deep, long, wet, warm, and sometimes a little wild.
Coco wanted my cock in her mouth as often as possible. I was happy to oblige.
9. Kissing and DATY = 9.5
From the get-go to the let-go, we were at it. Deep, fast, and slow, you name it. As I’ve said before, DFK is a deal breaker for me because kissing revs me up.
Coco’s catbath kept me hard the entire session, and this is rare for me. She had me ready for round 2 as quickly as anyone has ever got me there.
And she loved my mouth between her legs. She was very hot and very wet, and she had so much enthusiasm for the session. Us guys can do a lot to kick a gig along – we all know that. But some girls just give you reason to rise above what you might usually dish out.
I’m no DATY expert, but I made Coco very happy. Well, she told me that. “Happy” was one of her other 10 words. Coco moved in certain ways, at certain times, that told me she was genuine in her pleasure.
10. Fucking (positions, intensity, etc) = 9.5
Both times I blew this session were inside Coco – the first in doggy and the second in missionary. But what a sight she was to watch her full breasts bouncing when she was on top.
We made good use of the mirrors and she enjoyed watching herself perform, especially in cowgirl. Coco knows what she’s got, and she moves it to great effect.
My first orgasm came when Coco had her gorgeous arse in the air and I was moving in and out of her very slowly (all the way in and all the out) from behind.
When I was about to shudder, I reached forward to fondle her tits and thrust her back onto me hard. She howled as I was shooting into her.
The second cum – in mish – followed some Bj and DATY and some erotic body sliding. Coco is simply a stunning fuck.
11. Energy (keeping the engines running for a full hour aint easy, even when idling) = 9.5
Coco goes, and goes, and goes. No down-time, except when I ask for it, and she was always attending to my needs. Outstanding.
12. Price (is it value for what you pay?) = 9.5
I’m tempted here to give another 10, but you know, perfection?
As before, $230 for this hour – this particular hour I had with Coco – is outrageous value.
13. Ambience (the shop, the room, the shower area, etc) = 9
42 Gladesville is big and clean and fresh and modern and extremely well kept. I like the colours and the decor, and the music into the room is a nice touch. Coco and I made good use of the sound volume, and the lighting.
We had a big room with a massive spa and those beautiful rainfall shower heads. Coco and I also put that shower to very good use.
14. x-factor (any special things that deserve their own mention) = 9.5
Coco has the type of sex appeal that belongs to many girls, but she’s got this extra dimension to her. Let’s call it “innocence”, but we know she’s not innocent. She was able to flick between aggressive minx and submissive fuck doll in the blink of an eye.
For me, Coco’s x-factor this day is that she read the mood of the room and played it to perfection. She is superb.
15. Exit (the goodbye from both the girl and the shop) = 9
Coco and I showered together at the end of our session. In the shower, I was getting hard again. I thought about asking her to kneel for another blow job, but it would have taken too long to get me over the line. Note to self: Coco is a 90-minute booking.
I spoke to Simon on the way out and told him that if he had any girls at Gladesville better than Coco, then I wanted to meet them pronto. I doubt that he has any who are better, but he probably has some who are as good.
And can you believe this? Simon said to me: “Have you got some time? Since you’ve been with Coco, I’ve had six other girls start. Do you want to meet them?”
On top of the other 6 you introduced me to earlier? Thanks Simon, but no. You’ve already filled my head with enough thoughts for the next month. And of course, that’s his job.
For the record, a Vietnamese girl called Alice is the one who really caught my eye for next time.
Out of a possible score of 150, I'm giving Coco at 42 Gladesville 140.
This year in Sydney, I’ve had about 45 sessions – at 533 Willoughby, Taylor’s Lidcombe, some forgettable place in Five Dock, 5 Star, Ginza, 244 Paddington, Fantasy Club 35, Dreamgirls, and 42 Gladesville.
I started in early January and it’s now mid-November.
I have no hesitation in saying that Coco at 42 Gladesville is – to this point – my fuck of the year.thespeechwriter